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  • The Adventures of Huckleberry Grimm, vol.I

    Welcome!

    Fair warning, I don´t think the story really gets going until Chapter 3, but you´re of course welcome to stroll about as you please here. Scrolling over the THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY GRIMM in the menu above will open up a drop down menue of all the chapters written thus far. If you´re feeling old fashioned, you can utilize the links I´ve laid out below.

    Cheers,

    Huckleberry, 28/01/2014

    Ch.3, pt.1

    Ch.3, pt.2

    Intermezzo

    Ch.4

    Ch.5

    Ch.6, pt.1

    Ch.6, pt.2

    Ch.6, pt.3

    Ch.7

    PROLOGUE

    Zafu. Needless costumes, Chuang Tzu peculiarities, om cornered and cushioned various variables incapable of entering the equation’s sum identity exchanged for space. A swift Russian doll arrangement obviated stuffing creativity claustrophobic into a plastic wheeled stasis cage. -A light fare- Smiled. -You don’t need anything to realize you don’t need anything. All else is a blessing- Look appreciatively gestured about the room and out the door. Departure from possessions tucked asleep at home in Mukwonago, WI lighted peripatetic heels engaging egalitarian the Amtrak platform just shy of 8:30 a.m. Here, soft toed Amtrak train Hiawatha arrives to impose it’s strange perspective upon the landscape via frame flow within.

    -May I join your journey awhile? I’m fond of all things Tenacity in Silver, and you’re just the ticket.- self ushered.

    <<yes, stay long, Fellow!>> Hiawatha scans hospitably.

    I board, enchanted, reminding myself that, “todas las espadas son Durendal.” Steel wheels whisper amongst themselves discussing the human oddities aboard, those living organized avoided interactions simulating the lobotomized. Through the framed flows, whole constellations of thought are passing. This reel can be transparent and yet distort whatever light passes through, and the shape of the real can do peculiar things to passer-through’s.

    An hour arrives and they sheep out of Hiawatha’s hull exposing themselves to the unnatural atmosphere about the chicago skyline unguarded against the loud city veining.

    Time: 10 a.m., destination: noon. Two hours to bleed before the visa application appointment. -Specialty coffee, how I will miss thee, how I dote on thee!- entrance to Intelligentsia at Randolph street. Few know, few care: the arrival in late September will bring the packed anticipation facing 10 months of horrendous coffee. Luck offered this pre-adventure ritual, which I passed with the first soul to be recorded in Huckleberry’s Stillhouse Whiskey Tasting Journal.

    • Date: Aug. 15th, 2013
    • Whiskey name: Name Unknown Google Employee
    • Occasion: a stop for coffee at Intelligentsia while waiting for my Visa appointment at Chicago’s Consulado General de Espana
    • Nose: Sitting down next to him at the pour over bar, a conversation was not expected. Unsure of the local customs, I wasn’t going to press for verification.
    • Taste: When I took out my Borges poetry book to amuse Time, he started up conversation which passed from Borges, to Neruda’s poem addressing his fatally ill daughter, and then to Google and omniscience
    • Finish: joyful, friendly, light
    • Notes: An unexpected friendly encounter can not only happen to you, but can also be your initiative as many people won’t push to open an interaction but aren’t necessarily opposed to one.

    Whiskey parting, pastry, and pour over beyond several poems brings destination Noon nearby and around the corner below an exposition of unhoused mirrors stacked elegantly upon each other babel high.

    -Consulado General de Espana?- upon greeting.

    <<15th floor, room 1500>>

    The following painless two minute interview explained the darkness-void bespeckled-less ultra-vanilla nothing-nowhere practicality of room 1500.

    <<Student Visa?>> via black framed browns over red plaid shirt behind bank teller glass. <<Can I have your documents?>>

    -Yep, just gimme a sec.- hands awkwardly gesture, retrieves seals and apostilles.

    Instantaneous, <<You’ve done this before, haven’t you? Everything here is perfect. Here are the documents you’ll need back to get the NIE from the police. Have fun in Spain!>> in surprisingly genuine happiness. Murakami’s proverb, “La realidad puede no ser la verdad, y la verdad puede ser no real” permeates this anomalous bureaucracy office. Elated from the consulate’s efficiency, I likewise speed Hiawatha home which provides a family gathering ending many extended preparation anticipations, and dates a flight to a book bounded by the limits of two sizable eras within the Adventures of Huckleberry Grimm.

    Zafu-meditation cushion

    Chuang Tzu-go read his stuff, now.

    Hiawatha-Train line from Milwaukee to Chicago named after the “Song of Hiawatha” written by Henry Wadworth LongFellow

  • Foreward to the blog of Book 1, vol. 1-4

    Here, we remember what once served as an about section for my blog:

    somewhere below, explain what this site is about

    This gonzo-blog experiment will paint somethings and happenings for those who fancy themselves a vicarious digital romp into my adventures around and about. If you would join me, you shall have a place to create as well. The story begins in transition from the rabbit infested, paradisal Madison, U.S.A. to the well storked and infinitely be’stoned city of Cáceres, España.

    The pure intentions of documenting the truth of my experience as an auxiliar de conversación en Cáceres, Extremadura will be held with utmost respect, however, the equally true layer that is Huckleberry will accompany and ultimately serve as spokesperson.

    I in no way intend to leave yous friends and families helpless’like, out in the cold abyss of uncertainty. Rest assured, every effort to clearly relate just what is happening over there will be made.

    I in no way intend to make this an info page about how to ¨get it done¨. That is to say, if you have an Aux.de.Conv. related question,  I reserve the right to share a link to any one of numerous previous bloggers who already answered said hypothetical question in the most delightfully and exquisitely efficient manner. For example, I reserve the right to share links like this if you have questions about being an auxiliar applying for a visa in Chicago. http://travelsuntranslated.wordpress.com/2013/07/02/how-to-apply-for-a-spanish-student-visa-chicago-consulate/ 

    I estimate that your exceptional powers of observation will conclude that there are others out there who have probably answered those types of questions already, and most likely under the command of much greater articulation than I could ever muster.

    However, please do ask me any questions you do have. I will tend to them with the discipline of a daddy penguin to an egg.

    I reserve the right to roam this world and have great adventures with greater human beings. I reserve the right to treat all sentient and non-sentient beings with profound compassion.

    I reserve the right to amend this About section.

    Now, let us meditate on this quote….Salvador Dali, from his masterful, “Fifty Secrets of Magic Craftsmanship”

    …I compare you, because of our frightfully mechanized epoch, to a kind of Don Quixote. Without any other windmill before you than your own head*, for the painter’s head is a mill which grinds and ruminates the images which the full wind of the plain chant of the colors of the sky turns monotonously on itself, producing as a result that flow of ultra-white flour which is like the flow of light which emerges from a lamp