Foreward to the blog of Book 1, vol. 1-4

Here, we remember what once served as an about section for my blog:

somewhere below, explain what this site is about

This gonzo-blog experiment will paint somethings and happenings for those who fancy themselves a vicarious digital romp into my adventures around and about. If you would join me, you shall have a place to create as well. The story begins in transition from the rabbit infested, paradisal Madison, U.S.A. to the well storked and infinitely be’stoned city of Cáceres, España.

The pure intentions of documenting the truth of my experience as an auxiliar de conversación en Cáceres, Extremadura will be held with utmost respect, however, the equally true layer that is Huckleberry will accompany and ultimately serve as spokesperson.

I in no way intend to leave yous friends and families helpless’like, out in the cold abyss of uncertainty. Rest assured, every effort to clearly relate just what is happening over there will be made.

I in no way intend to make this an info page about how to ¨get it done¨. That is to say, if you have an Aux.de.Conv. related question,  I reserve the right to share a link to any one of numerous previous bloggers who already answered said hypothetical question in the most delightfully and exquisitely efficient manner. For example, I reserve the right to share links like this if you have questions about being an auxiliar applying for a visa in Chicago. http://travelsuntranslated.wordpress.com/2013/07/02/how-to-apply-for-a-spanish-student-visa-chicago-consulate/ 

I estimate that your exceptional powers of observation will conclude that there are others out there who have probably answered those types of questions already, and most likely under the command of much greater articulation than I could ever muster.

However, please do ask me any questions you do have. I will tend to them with the discipline of a daddy penguin to an egg.

I reserve the right to roam this world and have great adventures with greater human beings. I reserve the right to treat all sentient and non-sentient beings with profound compassion.

I reserve the right to amend this About section.

Now, let us meditate on this quote….Salvador Dali, from his masterful, “Fifty Secrets of Magic Craftsmanship”

…I compare you, because of our frightfully mechanized epoch, to a kind of Don Quixote. Without any other windmill before you than your own head*, for the painter’s head is a mill which grinds and ruminates the images which the full wind of the plain chant of the colors of the sky turns monotonously on itself, producing as a result that flow of ultra-white flour which is like the flow of light which emerges from a lamp